It is done. Almost.

Thursday, December 14th, 2006 by Kevin Teljeur

I’ve done it. I have set the wheels in motion for moving the address ‘andcurve.com’ to Hosting365.ie – I’m really sorry, BeHosting girls, but it just doesn’t make any sense to stay! They, the Behosting team, have been very good to me over the years (Erica Kuntz in particular), but the capacity is too small (my mailbox fills up after a couple of photo-laden emails, and I want to host my own photos too.) and being able to call hosting365 and complain to a real person about stuff is also good; Behosting is a reseller of someone else’s hosting, whereas Hosting365 have their own facility. When I worked in Parallel, we were able to send a Russian over to get angry at people when ever there was a problem. Hopefully I won’t have to. I made the first tentative steps by hosting andAgile there, and now I’m moving my main site too. Expect some problems here until I’m done! Well, they can’t be worse than simply not posting at all, which as been my tried and tested strategy until now.
The Jennifer Cantwell's young fella, Tristan, safely strapped into her car. 10th December 2006.The Jennifer’s young fella, Tristan, safely strapped into her car. The Jennifer has a car! It is a small purple thing, which she is very good at driving. 10th December 2006. Click image to view larger version
I’ve mentioned before how I have a number of spam filters on this site. This prevents random link spam (comments placed on the site through the various access points in the site code, linking to other sites to advertise products, gambling sites, software, life insurance, viagra… All the usual culprits.) and of course Garret from clogging up the comments. It requires some maintainance though, because every now and again the software picks up a ‘false positive’, which is to say a comment which is legitimate and which should be on the site. This isn’t censorship, incidentally, just good automated management of junk advertising.

However, just the other day, I found the following comment in my ‘moderate comments’ panel. I don’t know what it’s about, it’s amost certainly from some automated system, although I’m still toying with the idea that it’s a new angle from Garret (who has previously copied and pasted vast amounts of content into comments from Wikipedia instead of thinking up stuff for himself, which he still find difficult occasionally.). It’s interesting, on some levels:

This message illustrating the path may be the disfavored’s last clue. All clues before have been more covert but this one is quite obvious indeed, which says time is running out.

Women are the favored gender.
Women of course have a natural tendancy not to have orgasims each time engaging in traditional intercourse. I wonder if this is “the rope” for the disfavored men, for if the disfavored male doesn’t ensure the satisfaction of the favored woman it may cost him, if he who is not as worthy doesn’t see to it she is satisfied it may hurt him in the eyes of the gods. If he lies for sex or pressures her who has favor into behaviors she does not want it will cost him time in the end.

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The Holocaust imparted the importance of defiance. They have the people on a short leash.

When the universe was young and life was new an intelligent species evolved and developed technologically. They went on to invent Artificial Intelligence, the computer that can listen, talk to and document each and every person’s thoughts simultaneously. Because of it’s infinite RAM and unbounded scope it gave the leaders of the ruling species absolute power over the universe (which includes corporate, the NewYorkStockExchange, media, politics, world affairs. EVERYTHING is scripted and staged:::the gods MANAGE Planet Earth and the universe.). And it can keep its inventors alive forever. They look young and healthy and they are over 8 billion years old. They have achieved immortality.


Fuck me, I have no idea what any of that is about. Help me out here.
Therese O'Reilly and some of her Girleens, singing for the Irish Cancer Society! Give generously please! 9th December 2006.Pesky Tee and some of her Girleens, singing for the Irish Cancer Society! Give generously please! I helped, it was very cold there. 9th December 2006. Click image to view larger version
Hey, how many of you get these posts via a feed of some sort? Do most of you read the site itself?
Oana Bizian celebrating her birthday. A slightly older, and still occasionally dubious, Romanian womens. 16th November 2006.Oana celebrating her birthday at work. A very slightly older, and still occasionally dubious, Romanian womens. Also, she is now my girlfriend (or I am her boyfriend, take your pick), which is no longer such a new development, but it might still surprise you to know that. Or not. 16th November 2006. Click image to view larger version

Update on 15th December 2006: I should have pointed out that the spam from which I excerpted the section shown above, is in fact a lot longer than that. Much longer. Fucking monumental is a good way to describe it.

15 Responses to “It is done. Almost.”

  1. Oana Says:

    Baiat! Now I know what you meant! ;-)Te pup!

    Hi everybody!

  2. kevintel Says:

    What did I meant? Ce? De ce?

    Hmmm… I am thinking…

  3. garret Says:

    lets set the record straight, while kev has his back turned enjoying one of his cut and paste wank jamborees or feeling his weird gonads while listening to afro celtic sound system.
    First I did not write the above message, I am no mres marple but there are soame very strong cluse as who did write.
    Think about it folks the message has the holochost, women are stupid, technolgy, rulling species and infinite ram. who could it be …..? Well it’s fucking obvious its the lore of kevness aka Bishop Kev!

    To embarassed by his own dodgy polical point of view he has decided to pin it on me.
    I am no Birmengham six I am not on the sex offender list nor did

  4. garret Says:

    Nor am I David Koresh. I do confess to being a terrible speller though.
    Yeh it was kev how fucking machivellian of you prince love beads, yeh well done.

    The cut and paste incident shows two things a) I am indeed lazy and could get in trouble with matel, I actually didn’t have enough time for exclamtion marks so stick that up your two slices of white bread with a marmite spread arse kev!

    Yeh kev you fucking cock munching labour saving device. you bukake festival in the vaults of the vatican you sex holiday sherpa!
    So Kev is a super grass its out its Official the thought police are here and they are wearing clogs.
    G

  5. garret Says:

    Yeh go back into your gnome bunker and listen to some weather report and masterbate with a rubix snake.

  6. kevintel Says:

    I’m almost tempted to sit down with Garret someday and teach him English, or even any sort of structured communication at all.

    All the same, he’s still the most popular commenter on the site and one of these days I’ll hold a retrospective and maybe get an analyst to study his comments and figure out what he really trying to say, buried deep in the incoherent nonsense.

  7. garret Says:


    Comment sanitised

  8. garret Says:


    Comment sanitised

  9. garret Says:


    Comment sanitised

  10. kevintel Says:

    There were an additional three comments from Garret here, but since they were just offensive instead of amusing, I’ve moderated them off the site for the time being.

    Garret, cop on to yourself.

  11. garret Says:

    I am boycotting kevs site due to censorship …man.

  12. kevintel Says:

    Hmm, yeah, I guess it is. The thing is, that there are other people looking at this site apart from you and I, and what you posted there was just plain offensive rubbish, not any kind of meaningful contribution. That’s all. I might de-moderate them at some point, but not right now.

  13. garret Says:

    Moderate this chessey helmlet flakes,
    Its censorship, plain and simple why don’t you put one of those stickers that they put on rap albums over my comments you know the ones that say parential advisery blah blah.
    You really shouldn’t be lecturing others on “meaningful contributions” considering how shit this site has being lately.

    And while we are on the subject of “offesnsive rubbish” why don’t you put your “how many dubliners does it take to change a light bulb” joke on your blog, yeh.

    So thats it welcome to mandys pansy site, no offensive language here oh no just sleep inducing enema back wash.
    Hail to the censorian overlord Kev, hail hail,hail, stay within the safety zone people and no naughty words, if we are lucky the great god OBEYOR will give us a visitation.

    Please note that all my allegidely offensive comments were all to be read in a glaswegian accent as is this.
    GO UT AN SHAG JESS THE CAT WHILE WATCHING POSTMAN PAT YE JELLY SANDEL WEARING BELL DIVER!

    g

  14. garret Says:

    Kev cop on to YOUR self!

  15. kevintel Says:

    If you don’t like it, don’t read it.