I suppose marriage is out of the question?

Monday, January 30th, 2006 by Kevin Teljeur

I had an odd and perhaps controversial idea pop into my head not so long ago. It was when I was visiting the Jennifer, in fact, and we were walking around Kilkenny town trying to spend my money on making me look fashionable (as opposed to looking very much like someone who had only just discovered the idea of clothes the week before), although that had (and has) no relation to the idea itself. The really controversial part of it all is actually airing the idea publicly, where people can see the idea, and have an opinion about it, which will no doubt be along the lines of a) Kevin is up to something, he’s got something going on and he’s not telling us or b) Kevin is completely mad, or maybe even c) Kevin is up to something, which is hardly surprising given that he is completely mad.

I think I might get married this year. Or have kids. Not both, of course, that would be ridiculous.

I have no idea to whom or where, the point is in fact that it’ll be completely unexpected and bizarre, it’ll all happen very suddenly and come as a shock to everyone, myself included. It could be, for example, to a Yak herder in Tadjikistan. Now, I know this might seem very off the wall to most people, and raise eyebrows with one or two people in particular, but there it is. It’s not a plan, it’s a statement of possibility.

2007 sees me buying a house. That’s not bizarre or adventurous (in fact it’s tedious and predictable, not unlike a Garfield cartoon), that’s just the way it’s going right now. Better sort out my job situation in that case, hadn’t I?

4 Responses to “I suppose marriage is out of the question?”

  1. Tadhg Says:

    Marriage? Seriously? To an unknown party within eleven months? That’d be rather impressive–or really scary. Or both.

    Oh, since it’s been a while: Hi!

  2. deee Says:

    haha my eyebrows are raised and im not sure they are able to come back down!!!, haha kev how are ya, hope ya got some good stuff in kilkenny and not bed bugs like i did,, stay out of the rose guest house.

  3. kevintel Says:

    Hi to both of you. Yes, it crossed my mind. I have no idea what the circumstances will be, but it’s possible. Or not. Maybe it’ll be kids.

    Sure, it’ll be a laugh either way, and it’ll give everyone something to talk about, assuming of course that they run out of other stuff, which is unlikely. Maybe it’ll be, by then, tediously predicatable.

    Here, I can thoroughly recommend German porn, it’s fascinatingly efficient.

  4. Tee Says:

    Intriguing idea Kev. Here I’m not saying you’ll need these but just in case the year closes and you haven’t met that special lady to marry or impregnate here’s a few sites ya can look up.

    http://www.RussianLadies.com – check our Beata

    http://www.MyForeignBride.com – 1000′s of European, Asian, Latin & Ebony brides seek men for marriage. I mean it does what it says on the tin really.

    http://www.bridesbymail.com

    http://www.singlebrides.com

    Good hunting!