Guinness

Friday, April 7th, 2006 by Kevin Teljeur

Me, Kevin Teljeur, all fuzzy and wearing The Hat, which makes me irresistable to all women. Even hairy ones.Me, all fuzzy and wearing The Hat, which makes me irresistable to all women. Even hairy ones. Click image to view larger version

Guinness is great; you drink it, and then all too late you realise what it’s doing to you, but it feels so damn good, you just can’t fight it… The downside is that I haven’t had a day without alchohol since last Thursday, which is a lot less good.

Today was interesting, to say the least. I had to write off a ridiculous amount of money (if you crashed your car you would lose this kind of money), but I got a job offer from Romania! Just one line on Messenger really could have some very far-reaching effects on my life over the coming year, and hopefully be a very positive development. So shouts out to Oana, Moni and all their crew in Timisoara!

What a day though. I’ll finish the posts on my recent travels over the weekend, and put those photos up too. Unmissable stuff, I can tell you now!

(Edited on 12.04.06 to add the image)

16 Responses to “Guinness”

  1. gman Says:

    hows your badger kev!!!!!!!!!!!

  2. kevintel Says:

    Grand! It got loose earlier today, and we had a bastard of a time getting it back in again – hit it with the tranquiliser four times, still wanted more – but it’s all under wraps now.

    God Bless.

  3. Anthony Says:

    Eh, what?

  4. Tee Says:

    Looking very intense there Kev. Got your Billabong hat on too. Got your bit of Aussie mayhem I see. Guinness? New job and country? Sure once ya catch that mammal you’ll be all set! Good luck pilgrim.

  5. Diana Says:

    If you accept the Romanian job offer (on which I will not comment on this occasion), I’ll be looking forward to your call about Romanian lessons.

    The flawless Romanian

    P.S. You should know I am expensive and demanding – I WILL shout and give you tonnes of homework, tests etc. Well, good luck to you, man!

  6. kevintel Says:

    Aw, man… I knew it was a mistake!

  7. Diana Says:

    Ok, we can talk about a discount. Or… send me the New Year’s Eve photos and you can have the first lesson free. Alternatively, get me drunk every week, and I’ll teach for free!

    Seriously, are you going for it?

  8. kevintel Says:

    Not yet, thanks to my insatiable need to have lots of money (rather, the consequences of spending it) but soon after that stops being an issue then yes, of course – it’s an unmissable opportunity!

    Then I’ll have to learn some Romanian, and stuff. Check these crazy chicks out:
    http://www.examplus.ro/echipa.html

    Seriously though, I’d like to try something completely different to irritating people about computer stuff.

  9. Diana Says:

    Hey, just stay away from Carmen! She was a friend. The first one may have been one of my teachers. And, yeah, Oana does look familiar.

  10. Diana Says:

    And, hey, will you not post this – http://www.anthonymcg.com/photos/album/kennys-30th/page/1/photo/dscf0209/ – on your website too?

    Apparently, I’m more famous than I thought – http://www.anthonymcg.com/archives/2006/04/11/kennys-30th/

    Thanks

    D

  11. kevintel Says:

    I think you have initiated what is known as a ‘cock-block’. I would even go so far as a to rate it a category 2 cock-block (and I’m being generous, it is but a feeble attempt). I haven’t chatted to Carmen yet but I’m sure she’s as lovely and dangerously deranged as all the other women there.

  12. kevintel Says:

    Tee – I am indeed intense! I’m always intense! I’ll get my badger out and there’ll be hell to pay! I’ve actually written a whole post about the hat but didn’t get around to putting it up. Soon I tell you!

    Anto – OMG! LoLz!

  13. Tee Says:

    I got a Billabong cap too. Twins! Well actually I woke up this morning and it was beside my bed but same same no different.

  14. Oana Says:

    Lovely and dangerously deranged???!!!
    I wouldn’t know what to say about that!

  15. kevintel Says:

    Oana: Well, I would. So far I haven’t seen anything to contradict that notion, so if it’s not true then I demand proof, damnit! And photos, with as few clothes as possible.

    It’s safe to say that most of the women I have any dealings with are lovely and dangerously deranged. Is it me?

    On that note – Tee! If we’re twins then we’re going to get arrested for doing things which are, and probably always will be, very illegal in most countries of the world! Or at least frowned upon, except in Westmeath, where it’s considered to be good etiquette. Mind you, I would have done them anyway, if that’s any kind of back-handed compliment. Yum. Watch out with that billabong hat though, because it attracts chicks like nothing else! Fate probably felt you needed that, hence the appearance of the hat.

  16. Oana Says:

    Well, Kev, photos with as few clothes as possible would just prove your point, not contradict it, wouldn’t it?
    So we’ll stick to our good reputation that we’ve worked so hard on :-), and if that’s not enough proof, I don’t know what else will covince you.
    ;-)
    P.S. Sophisticated place, that Westmeath!