I’m going to be a ‘Sole Trader’. I’m going to do work for people, charge them for it, and then with that give them an invoice with a silly name on it which is the name I will be trading under. Sort of like a company name, which allow me to justifiably get a URL based on that (even an Irish one, in fact, although it’s generally a tedious and vastly over-priced process) and to design an identity for it. So, in a nutshell, I need to come up with a name for my professional endeavours, something which is reasonably simple, reflective of what I’m about as a Freelance operator (I promised to write more about that, and I will) and will be something that in years to come will be synonymous with the work I’ve done and the quality of that work. A brand name.
So, I’ve had to start thinking about it, and it’s actually a bit difficult. I originally envisaged andCurve being that brand, but now here you are, reading some occasionally entertaining diatribes on a number of issues, and I have to actually keep that separate from my professional life. I still might release software under this name, but that’s a separate issue. It’s now a brand for my hobby, as it were (though that’s no bad thing, and I think everyone should have a brand for their hobby; if it’s a good hobby, get an office, get an identity, hire some people and incorporate. The thing is, when you run out of money it’ll all end in tears, and you’ll wish you’d taken up knitting instead.) and I’d like to keep them separate so as not to confuse people. Or indeed offend potential or existing customers.
Names: well, here go. A list. I used to come up with names for my ‘umbrella projects’ (my various ideas for things I wanted to do, encapsulated in big, sprawing concepts which never went anywhere) on a weekly basis, and I’ve started looking through the notebooks again to help me out. I was a lot more creative back then, which actually means I was churning out a lot more redundant and downright useless ideas back then.
Clever IT company-type names
Dark, powerful meat-eater type names
Edgy, designer, new-media industry type names
Weird nonsense names
Names that I’m actually considering using
If anyone has a better suggestion, not matter how bizarre or how many, comment below! And that means you too, Michaela.
Yeah, this whole freelance thing is tough. In the meantime, I’ve ordered my new notebook, an Apple MacBook Pro 2Ghz with vast amounts of… Everything, in fact. And books. Lots of books. And Windows XP which (believe it or not) I’ll install on my Mac when I get it; the new Macs all support Windows too, now and since I’ll have to support all the major systems (all two of them, and of those two, Windows is a good 94% plus of the the market) I might as well get one good notebook to do the job.
More on the way about my last week and last day on the job, a great game of footie, a hell of a weekend (some remarkable adventures kicked off recently), and what’s next. Oh, and for those of you who give a shit, the weather here has been fantastic. It really has. Started to break this evening but in Ireland all you need is that week and half of beaming ultraviolet and you know you’ve lived.
Myself, looking somewhat mean in the blazing sun a week ago after an interesting encounter in the phoenix park. And getting slightly burnt. Click image to view larger version
what about CREATION kev or spelt with a K KREATION…just throwing it out there!!
are u drivig a V polo now and driving on hte southside while on your mobile?
“Selfobsession” or “Kev-fm” you may even consider “Mikado-boy” or “fig-nomad”. but for serious names try
andemptymybowels
andcameraintheanuscrazytime
andheresareallylongwindedstory
andandandand
andwommblesareinmyheadgetthemoutgetthemout
Keep the blog going there young fella
Hail kevlore
HAIL HAIL HAIL HAIL
G-man
O.k heres some more that I think may actually be really good for commerce and trade.
“garfield-watcher”
This tells clients that you have keen eye on the all things cutting edge and are generally ahead of the latest trends
DENTALFLOSSTHONG
Niche marketing, when the lyngerie and dental world meet again you’ll be in front of the rabble.
“Ovarycreamzz-rewind”
street thats what you are and a bit pavement, no lamposts though… work on it become that lampost feel the noise, feel your neighbours, feel a satsuma been pushed slowly by a guena pig through a small cavity….FEEL IT……FEEL IT….come on my son…ughhhhhhhahhhhhhhh
“Moss”
You’re everywhere and growing, be careful with this one may be misinterpreted as “touch me I’m Furry” you dont want that especially not in a boardroom situation.
“Jihad sollutions”
Capitalise on others hard work in branding themselves let them do all the hard work blowing themselves up while you sit back and watch your company name get more and more media attention.
” while others explode into small nibbles we are looking at sollutions and looking hard ”
“welfare-cheat/lone parent”
obvious really!
Hope this was of some help and I hope others will send in suggestions cause god knows you need them.
Garret
Hey 1 Lickable Girl, I don’t have the VW Polo yet but trying to get one… I’ll probably stay out NorthWest though, the coke is so much better When am I going to hear about your stories from LTD?
And how about ‘Kraton’ as a name? I could have my very own hidden missile silo out in Raheny somewhere.
G-man, welcome to commenting on my site at long last! Ladies and Gentlemen, may I present to you The Other G-man! Great suggestions and I’ll take them onboard. Interestingly my spam blocker marked all of your comments as suspect straight away; I wonder why…
What about Perpendicular, just to throw a somewhat right angled ball at Tom?
Like Kranton me think good.
But if you want to fucnction well in money world check out “japan Mc grand Tomato” on you tube.
what about NIVEKON
it sounds kinda polish so you’ll get loads of business! and also a place where 007 frequents
but only me and u will know what it really means ha ha ah!!
yeah we’ll meet soon,i promise
Actually David we used to joke about it but now I’ll have to decide whether or not I’ll step up to the plate! I used to make references to Parallax as being a dark, dangerous corporate entity that I used to have business dealings with until I found out about their Hydrodyne Accelerator Warp Device… But I can speak of it no more at this time. Needless to say, it was the same sort of idea you’re referring to
1 Lickable Girl, when you’re done ironing I think you’ll have a new career waiting! I like the Polish angle, it’ll do well out here. Or anywhere in Ireland, really.
How about Kruiser? and if you ever have a property related side project you could call it KT Homes
I’m liking the ideas. Mine would be Krass. Its applicable in many ways.
Ouch, Tee!
As for you, Garv, is that because I used to work for Tom? If I do become a property shark then I’ll think about it…